if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
(via tardis-impala)
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
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Reblog if you actually like reading.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
(Source: dead-of-night, via bluepolka)
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Das right!
Permission to be a bad ass nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
(via bluepolka)
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
(via bluepolka)
